Don't Click Any of These Links

Tyler Bozak is horrified to be in the state of Minnesota.

Here are the morning links. Don't bother clicking them. You won't learn anything new because they're just full of made up crap that I can't be bothered to read. I mean the first link is asking me for my expectations. What sort of crap is that? You can't predict the future. They say a hurricane is gonna hit the Gulf Coast. How could they possibly know that? They don't have a time machine. It could totally change course and become nothing more than a lousy Class 2 storm even though predictions of it or for a Class 1. No, I'm not a meteorologist, this is just my misinformed opinion on the matter. No, I don't care to hear about your "science". Weathermen are just failed newscasters; everybody knows that.


What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the faked moon landing. I've never been to the moon. Far as I can tell it's just a projection put there by the government to make us fear cheese. Neil Armstrong? The jazz musician? Yeah I don't think he can fly, so how could he ever get to the "moon"? He's not Tommy Lee Jones for goodness sake.


So what I'm really saying is, don't bring you facts to an opinion fight, and don't click thru on links that might change your opinions on certain matters. That would be awful. You gotta stick to your guns. If the whole world stands against you sword in hand, would you still dare to do what you think is right?

Hockey Links - DO NOT CLICK ON THESE

What Are Your Honest Expectation for Phil Kessel in Toronto?

To just keep on keeping on.

Do The Owners Know What They're Doing?

Yeah, I think they're fully aware they're being greedy jerks.

The Curious Case of Paul Ranger

Jeffler gives you the run down on the newest Marlie.

I Need Your Help

Help a brother out.

TML Captains: Sid Smith 1955-56

The man with the second shortest reign (55 games).

Lockouts Hurt

An NHL commercial finds new life.

Toronto Maple Leafs: Nobody's Missing the Dead Weight

I mean, yeah sure, but they've all had their contracts re-upped so....

Player Choices

Tom Benjamin sees three choices for the players.

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