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I HAVE A SAD.

BECAUSE....

1. THERE IS NO HOCKEY.

2. THERE IS NO PPP.

MORE, AFTER THE JUMP THIS.

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LET'S KILL THAT FUCKING ADMINBOT 3000.

ALSO, COPPER AND BLUE. QUELLE DOUCHERIE, EH?

P.S. APPARENTLY, MY QUALITY FANPOST COULD NOT BE PUBLISHED, BECAUSE IT IS ONLY 27 WORDS LONG. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN NOW, SHALL WE?

P.P.S. TRY #2. OK, NOW IT'S APPARENTLY 48. WORDS LONG. BETTER, BUT NOT QUITE THERE YET. FINGERS CROSSED.

P.P.P.S. JESUS H CHRIST, WHO SET UP THESE MORONIC RULES? 61 WORDS ISN'T LONG ENOUGH? THE GODDAMN SERMON ON THE MOUNT WAS ONLY 48. GETTYSBURG ADDRESS? 31 WORDS. PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE? JUST 9 WORDS. FACTS - WORTHWHILE THINGS TO BE ABLE TO MAKE UP HAVE ON HAND.

P.P.P.S. ALSO, REC THIS, AND YOU MAY WIN A PRIZE. WHO KNOWS, THE PRIZE MIGHT BE THE EDMONTON OILERS MOVING TO YOUR TOWN. OR MISSISSAUGA. WHICH IS, LIKE, MORE THEIR STYLE. SNICKER.

P.P.P.P.S. THIS POST NEEDED MORE CARTOON. THEREFORE, I HAVE ADDED THIS, A CELL FROM A CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED, UNDERGROUND HIT SERIES. ALSO, IT INVOLVES KICKING ASS. A HEALTHY PASTIME FOR ALL YOUNG PEOPLE.

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PPP-PPP-PPP.S MY APOLOGIES. FORGOT THE ADD THE POLL. SO, WE'LL HAVE TO DO THIS VERBALLY. HERE'S YOUR QUESTION, WITH A RUNNING TALLY OF VOTES:

THE HABS:

1. EVIL? 731 6,419 837,007 VOTES, PLUS THIS BAG I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO COUNT YET.

2. MISUNDERSTOOD? NONE. NO VOTES. THOUGH THIS ONE GUY CAME BY - LOOKED LIKE HE WAS FROM "EYES ON YOUR ASS" OR WHATEVER THEIR BLOG IS - AND WHEN HE TRIED TO VOTE FOR THIS STUPID "MISUNDERSTOOD" OPTION, GOD HURLED A BOLT OF LIGHTNING FROM HEAVEN AND KILLED THE FUCKER. ALL'S I GOT NOW IS THIS SMOULDERING PILE OF ASH. IS THAT FITTING, OR WHAT?

ANYWAY, KEEP ON VOTING. POLLS DON'T CLOSE TIL AFTER THE LOCK-OUT.

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