As promised, here is a (crude) Excel spreadsheet with stat totals for every team. I only did the skaters because there are only three stats and figuring out SV% and GAA would be a huge pain in the ass. Obviously the data doesn't mean much because of the year-to-year variance. There are different types of "standings" on the first sheet and sheets 2-18 have individual teams' totals and players. Feel free to take the spreadsheet and make it pretty or fool around with the numbers.
We can also use this as a place to discuss trades, strategy, etc. to justify its existence as a fanpost.
Apparently I need more than 107 words in order to publish this as a fanpost so I would just like to say that may God have mercy on your souls because I certainly won't.
How many words do I need to complete a fanpost? 151.