This is why we can't have nice things.
For some inexplicable reason Mike Komisarek is allowed to skate on the ice with James van Riemsdyk and during this unnatural dance between a hockey player and Mike Komisarek our press box filler hit JVR in the skate with a slapshot.
Perhaps the press box has a weight bench, perhaps Mike Komisarek has grown strong from carrying around his modest expectations on his underwhelming talent, who can say? All that we know is the JVR had x-rays on his foot and it doesn't sound serious (thank Wendel).
We'll keep you updated as this story develops.
Update: Good news as JVR went to have his foot x-rayed and it's just a bruise. Colton Orr however dislocated a finger.