Panini, a hockey trading card manufacturer, has NHL rookies do a special series where they get a blank white card. The rookies autograph one side and make a sketch on the other.
One of the participating rookies was of course Morgan Rielly who had these to
This appears to be the CN Tower, and a very accurate rendition of a boat powered by the number "4", which is Morgan Rielly's number. (He switched to #44 because of Cody Franson who doesn't even own a boat.)
This appears to be a riff on a playing card that I'll entitle "The Ace of Mushrooms". Our exclusive source says that Morgan Rielly made the card blue because he'd never seen a blue card before.
Finally I bring to you Scott Laughton's, uh, "drawing":
I don't think Morgan Rielly is an overweight crack smoker, and I hope the next time Scott Laughton plays the Leafs somebody straightens him out for this egregious insult.
A long time guy who doesn't follow me at all wrote in to clear the air about Scott Laughton:
@felixpotvin they are buddies and this was done before all of the Ford bullshit. Give your head a shake if you wrote that article— Steve Wagner (@SWagz9) November 8, 2013
Due to the medically mandated halo I'm forced to wear I'm unable to give my head a shake. The entirely respectable and certainly intelligent Mr. Wagner continued his correction of our slanderous filth rag by adding:
@felixpotvin probably should have left off the part of hoping somebody straightens him out then funny guy— Steve Wagner (@SWagz9) November 8, 2013
On behalf of Pension Plan Puppets, I'd like to apologize for any damage this has done to the esteemable Mr. Wagner's feelings.