This man apparently merits 12+ minutes of icetime. - Joel Auerbach
Here be your links
Game 17 in 10 (MLHS)
I sure hope Carlyle and Noni read #8.
Tampa Defeats Toronto in Hockey Game
If you want to call it that, sure.
Leafs Already Playing Playoff Hockey
If by "Playoffs" you mean "First Round Exit by Sweep", then yeah Playoffs.
Elite Eight: The Best Defensive Forwards in NHL History
Keon makes the list.
Other Letters that NHL Teams Have Sent Their Fans
DGB doing what he does.
Thoughts on Thoughts: Sock and Safety
Bourne does some talking to Friedman's 30 Thoughts.
The Quiet Room: Shut Your Filthy Mouth
Your food hole is a disgusting place.
So Why Exactly are Hockey Checklists So Expensive?
Because they're checklists.
Hockey Players Say the Darndest Things
Yup, Ben Eager is dumb.