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Jared Wickerham

Celebrate the win with some fresh morning links

Recaps

Leafs Nation

Vintage Leaf Memories

MLHS

Links

Tim Lieweke on Leafs Struggles

Just more amazing soundbites from the Leafs front office.

Five More Forgotten NHL Moves

Did you know Teemu Selanne was almost a Flame?

The Quiet Room: Break a Leg!

But seriously, Doctor Jo doesn't want you to break your leg.

Mediocre play of Rangers' Lundqvist won't last
The New York Rangers No. 1 is having the worst season of his career. Is it him? His team? His coach? The Shot Quality Projects breaks down Henrik Lundqvist's campaign.

Ryan Suter's incredible workload
The Minnesota defenseman might end up logging the most TOI since the NHL started tracking ice time. In an Olympic year, no less.

Visually addressing shot quality
The best possession team (Chicago) versus the worst (Edmonton), using 5 years of even-strength shots-for.

Shot Quality looking at shots against
Here’s looking at the team with the top goaltending (Boston) these past 5 years versus the worst (Toronto).

HOCKEY HOARDERS: Episode XV

Hockey Hoarders is back in 2014 as we unearth more of the worst hockey related memorabilia items that are rotting away on the Internet.

Leafs 4, Bruins 3: Bozak'd

The Boston view

Comcast SportsNet Airs Our Version Of Cubs Mascot With Cock And Balls

Earlier this week we introduced you to terrifying Cubs mascot Clark The Cub and invited you to do horrible things to him. We started you off with Jim Cooke's full-frontal rendition, which is exactly what CSN SportsNet Mid-Atlantic aired to viewers across the Washington, D.C. area tonight.

Systems Analyst: Ryan Johansen and the Blue Jackets

A perfect forecheck in case you had forgotten what it could look like

Is the Super Bowl really a boost to host cities?
The approaching Super Bowl brings the annual battle between the NFL and business statisticians over whether the game is a boon to host cities. Estimates of spending during the event range from $600 million to zero dollars. Who can't count correctly?

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