Rampant Jingoism

Richard Mackson-USA TODAY Sports

You suck. Your country sucks. Your country's hockey team sucks.

Links

Know Who I Like is this Phil Kessel Kid

Lambert loves Kessel and donations. Don't be a dick, make a donation and get your own post.

Three Keys for Canada, US in Olympic Semi-Final

These keys suck.

Talkin' About Practice

Not a game, not a game. Practice.

USA - Canada Preview

Nobody cares about Sweden-Finland

USA - Canada Preview

Seriously, I mean nobody cares about Scandinavia.

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