Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss

Joel Auerbach

Helpful links to get you going as a new era dawns

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Shanahan to Take Over Maple Leafs

Oh goodie.

Solving the Clarkson Mystery

mf79 breaks down how Clarkson generates his shots to find out what's the problem. Answer? Carlyle.

Leafs Sign Ryan Rupert

Neat.

Offbeat NHL Awards

DGB's handing them out.

Comments To CRTC Underscore Jays’ Tremendous Value To Rogers (And Ownership’s Bad Faith)
I'm loving seeing Jays fans deal with the realities of their owners doing what they have always accused MLSE of doing

Introducing Possession-Independent Hitting and Shot-Blocking
The NHL's real-time statistics do a poor job of quantifying a team's ability to hit and block shots. I looked into whether they could be improved.

Meet the Bag Man: How to buy college football players, in the words of a man who delivers the money
How some college football players are bought, in the words of a man who delivers the money. I want to be a bag man when I grow up

The Stats Guys vs. Basketball Guys Rivalry Is Overblown
An interesting starting point

You Shall Not Pass: Atletico Madrid Suffocate Barcelona, Just Like They Planned
I (David Danforth) play for Notso Atletico Madrid so you could say I have a soft spot for them.

Why our relationship with the Masters is so conflicted
No black people, no women probably

90's Sitcom High School Ballers, Ranked
*The* definitive list

Title or not, Liverpool will still need significant improvement next season
Liverpool could be on the brink of their first Premier League title in a long time, but we don't have to look far back in history to see the dangers of the club getting carried away on emotion.

KHL Player Scores Incredible Juggling Goal
Lokomotiv Yaroslavl was eliminated from the KHL playoffs today, but not before Geoff Platt--who had cups of coffee with the Blue Jackets and Ducks--scored this ridiculous three-tap goal.

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