Flaming Broom

Bruce Bennett

The Habs swept the Lightning last night (due in no small part to a terrible penalty call late in the 3rd period) and promptly lit every broom they had on fire. Probably. What's the French word for broom? Is it just le broom? Probably. "Le broom est en feu."

Links

Playoffs LRF: Cooke's Knee

Dangles diddies about dasterdly deeds.

Colorado at Minnesota: The Dismantling

Yup, Colorado is just taking them apart like a butcher. Yup.

Why Antagonists like Matt Cooke Aren't Going Anywhere

Because there's little incentive for them to clean up their acts?

On that note,

Supplemental Discipline in the Playoffs Needs to Improve

New Playoff Format Not Awful

I like it.

Thirteen Seconds

Hey look, more reasons Carlyle is an awful coach.

We Are Stars

Watch the video. It's purdy good.

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