I wrote this up in about 15 min the other night after my kid got this book from his grandparents.
It was fun to think of, hard for some.
Let's see what you can fix or add.
A - Apathy. Comes real quick.
B - Ballard. We thought "what could be worse?"
C - Captain. It's all his fault.
D - Disappointment. Arrives every April.
E - Empathy. Other fans have none.
F - Front Office. Where Dreams are crushed.
G - Gardens. Where you can buy FOUR types of cheese.
H - Heart. More valuable than skill.
I - Ice. I had nothing else
J - July 1st. Where hope is lost.
K - Kerry. Need I say more?
L - Liquor. Necessary at all times.
M - Mimico . Where true heroes are born.
N - No Trade Clause. Given out like candy.
O - Orr. Lest the rats take over the game
P - Playoffs. As real as unicorns and fairies.
Q - Quinn. Hey what's he up to these days?
R - Randy. Can do no wrong.
S - Sundin. Please come back.
T - Time outs. What are they?
U - Upperbowl. Where the real fans sit, eh? Eh? Lousy suits.
V - Victory. Someday soon.
W - Wayne. He won't put more butts in the seats.
X - Xenophobia. WE NEED MORE GOOD OL ONTARIAH BOYS
Y - Yelling. Directed at the TV.
Z- Zzzzzzzzzz.....hibernating until October.