FanShot Lists

2011/2012 NHL STANDINGS PREDICTION

Trade for a goalie - Let's see what we have in Gustavsson first
Name a captian (Ian Whte???) - Slapping a C on someone just cause is ridiculous and pointless
Drafting Schenn was a bad idea - He is getting better every game, don't doubt the Schenn
Trading assets for 1st rounders - You need assets first
Bad mouthing the Kessel trade - Let's wait till he plays a game first at least mmmk?

Immediate expansion into Europe with an eye on Japan and China
Increase obstruction/interference calls. Eye-contact between opposing players should result in coincidental minors
One shot per team in each shoot-out will be "judged" and awarded a point based on "brilliance and immagination", resulting in 4, or even 5-point games
No blue-lines, 3-on-3 overtime, and 2 basketballs instead of a hockey puck
get a different commissioner

Contraction/Relocation - Some teams just are not going to make it. Florida, Atlanta, Nashville, Tampa Bay, and the Islanders can get either axed or moved. "Give them a good team and they'll support it!" will say the whiners. Well, part of having a club is supporting it in the downtimes. Just ask us.
Home Whites - Seriously, what a terrible idea by the league.
Throwback Jerseys - Stop using them to make more money from fans and use them as their permanent jerseys. Wait, should I call them sweaters?
No More Shootout - And not just because the Leafs suck at it. Why should teams make the playoffs because they have players that are better at breakaways than another team's? Dammit I hate Bettman.
Divisional Playoffs - You know why Leafs and sens fans hate each other? Because of playoff meetings. Not six regular season games in three weeks.

Cheaper Tickets: People shouldn't have to give their first born to see a game.
Better Owner Oversight: More due diligence on new owners and stricter regulations on current owners will keep any more "Boots" debacles from happening.
Home Whites: Small change but I like seeing the different colours come through the ACC to fight the good guys in white.
More League Initiatives in 'Expansion' Markets: Instead of giving the expansion fee to the other owners in the NHL use the money to build the infrastructure (minor hockey leagues, advertising, etc.) in the new markets. If Dallas can succeed why not Miami/Tampa Bay?
Better Referee Oversight: If they make mistakes they should be held accountable. Fire (Fraser) refs (1993) for egregious mistakes that they lie about to cover up (Gretzky high stick)

Shaving his legs in the shower while drunk (trust me this is a BAD idea)
Fell getting the mail
“Well, uh, my girlfriend and I, uh are into some pretty kinky stuff and, uh it kinda got out of hand”
Racing Carlo Colaiacovo to the corner store
Was at the Playboy mansion on trampoline night and tried to show off for the bunnies