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[Open Thread] Leafs v. senators: Epic Revenge Edition

Buckle up because this is going to be a long game day thread. There is just too much fun stuff to go over before the puck drops. Hopefully, you have headphones because you'll want to listen to some of the videos below but first a recap of the season series thus far:

  • October 3, 2007 - Leafs 3 sens 4 OT - Antropov begins his breakout campaign in a big way but the Leafs lose to the sens...again.

  • October 4, 2007 - Leafs 2 sens 3 - Leafs lose but I am out doing something else which is a pattern that would have saved me a lot of grief this year.

  • November 6, 2007 - Leafs 1 sens 5 - Already the Battle of Ontario is starting to resemble the Rape and Pillage of Upper Canada as the Leafs fall listlessly to their rivals. Who knew that the tide would turn so soon.

  • November 17, 2007 - Leafs 3 sens 0 - This is the game that stopped the senators ascent to the status of Greatest Team Ever and put them into the funk that has left them 2 losses away from missing the playoffs that their fans feel is almost a birthright now. Also, showed that Toskala was ready for primetime.

  • February 2, 2008 - Leafs 4 sens 2 - Despite being beset with injuries the Leafs were able to pull out their second straight win over the senators. It also marked the point when sens bloggers began to increase their calls for the head of John Paddock. The Leafs would soon oblige.

  • February 25, 2008 - Leafs 5 sens 0 - A third straight win for the buds and a comprehensive slaughtering of the now reeling sens. This is the game that got John Paddock fired. The Bruins' game was just confirmation that he was completely lost. You're welcome sens.

  • March 22, 2008 - Leafs 5 sens 4 - This is the game that featured a great comeback by the Leafs spearheaded by Wellwood and Stajan. It kept the Leafs' faltering playoff hopes alive but it also helped push the sens one step closer to completing an epic meltdown.

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Star-divide

Where does that leave tonight's game? Well, for Junior it is just one more act in the cruel play that is life at the hands of the hockey gods. They have already turned a two-time Eastern Conference Finalist into a non-playoff team and apparently they are saving their most ironic twist of the knife for this November's Stanley Cup Champion ottawa senators.

Since the lockout (and really before that) the senators have dominated the regular season series between the two clubs. Last year was a little closer but only a fool would have dreamt that the Leafs could put together four straight regular season wins over the sens. The team tends to stockpile them for the playoff meetings (four times) but obviously this year is some sort of bizarro hockey season. Forget the three opportunities that the sens have been unable to end the Leafs' season. Just look back at 2005-2006 when the senators could have ended the Leafs' season with a win in one of the last games of the year. End result: Leafs 5 sens 1. The history of the Battle of Ontario is one of the sens failing to perform when it matters most. Tonight will be no different. GO LEAFS GO!

Here are some videos to remind you of why a win tonight will be such a boon for Leaf fans:


First playoff BoO - 2000

2002 - Series Recap

Top 10 Battle of Ontario Moments

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beautiful videos

thank you PPP, my eyes are all teary. those videos just bring so much god damn joy. it's like watching the birth of my unborn son or daughter.

by eyebleaf on Apr 3, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Happiness

Is watching the sens get eliminated year after year.

2004 was the best year since we had a crew of about 20 guys on exchange that took over a Copenhagen bar for every game of the playoffs. They had live music (considering the games started around midnight) and the beautiful singer loved us and her asshole guitarist didn't until we mentioned that 20 of us, while tanked, could more than take one of him.

by PPP on Apr 3, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tucker and Alfredsson

I also noticed that Tucker was a crazy force and that weasel Alfie was being dirty before 2002.

by PPP on Apr 3, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i miss

the old darcy, too...

out of all the guys on the leafs, i like to believe that missing the playoffs keeps him awake at night the most...

by eyebleaf on Apr 3, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i miss danny markov

like, i really miss him. badly.

by eyebleaf on Apr 3, 2008 1:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

He was a beast.

by PPP on Apr 3, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, man...

...I loved it when I heard this story about Markov:

Apparently, one of Markov's early games in the NHL was played in Philadelphia.  He skates out on to the ice to take the warmup and the Philly Phantoms' mascot is hanging over the glass in the Leafs' end, fake-baiting the Leafs and generally acting like an arse the way mascots do.  Markov, unused to dealing with mascot-related douchebaggery, puts his head and down and skates as fast as he can across the ice, flings himself up into the glass, the impact of his body against the glass propelling the Philly mascot into the fourth row of seats and knocking him silly.  Danny's team-mates congratulate him, no doubt laughing their asses off, then calmly explain that he probably need not do that again.

What a beauty.  He was Ovechkin without all the talent;  just a guy that loved to play the game.  

by jrwendelman on Apr 3, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nov 17th

If the Sens miss the playoffs this year, I am declaring November 17th 'Go F#ck Yourself Ottawa' day. The Celebration includes pointing and laughing at Sens fans and reminding them of all the Senators past woes.

by jaredolondon on Apr 3, 2008 1:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SPG - Big Game Edition

Shot - Tucker
Penalty - Kubina
Goal - Steen

by PPP on Apr 3, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SPG

Shot: Stajan
Penalty: Poni
Goal: Top Corner Stralman

Based on past history, the Leafs have a special knack for ending the Sens season. Hopefully that trend continues. I'll be in full Leaf regalia doing my part to support the team.

by The Phillips Perspective on Apr 3, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SPG

shot: Tucker
Penalty:Kubina
Goal:Tucker

so 2/3 of a TUCKERFECTA! tonight

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

name game

the TuckBina!

by jaredolondon on Apr 3, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monster

If Tucker was Kubina's size he'd be better than Neely.

by PPP on Apr 3, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

monsters

Tucker with Kubina's size? Holywa, that'd be awesome.

I've come up with the name "McCaberle", but have had little chance to use it. (sigh)

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

monstars

I was using Brymas KaberCabe, Carian Whitocavo and Havel Gillbina to describe the defensive parings for a while, but its all screwed up now.
What do we have now? Pavmas Kaberbina, Antman Stralcabe and Stefan Kronite?

by jaredolondon on Apr 3, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more names

"carian Whitocavo" sounds like a total soap opera villain or something like that. Ditto Havel Gillbina.

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

spg

goal stajan
shot steen
penalty ponikarovsky

by penaltyshotsca on Apr 3, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

spg

shot - stajan
penalty - the poni
goal - kubina

go leafs go
die sens die

by eyebleaf on Apr 3, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SPG - Eat Shit And Die You Stupid Condoms Edition

Shot - Stajan
Penalty - Bell
Goal - Mats 'Alfie is my bitch' Sundin

by jaredolondon on Apr 3, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

condoms

http://newagemurdashow.imeem.com/music/qUV20nb5/worm_quartet_great_idea_for_a_song/  

^one of the greatest songs EVAR, and the first thing I thought of when I saw the edition title.He sings it kinda fast, so here are lyrics:
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=1072

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An Encyclopedia

Of random songs and movie clips. That sums up LD.

Great song though. It will be the Leafs' song tonight if they can put the first hit on the final nail in the sens' coffin...

Alright, I am out...

GO LEAFS GO!

by PPP on Apr 3, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty much

Hey,if I didn't supply the clips, who would? Except the Leafs version would be more like: "if only your name rhymed with worthless, overpaid, go-deep-and-choke, practice-skipping, waste of flesh fat and bone...(etc)"

the site for the band (actually one guy) is: www.wormquartet.com I also reccommend the songs "Inner Voice", "Pac-man is Naked and so should you", "wookie weenie", and "I know you're a fish". Actually pretty much anything you can listen to under "music"

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

how have I not heard of this band before?

by jaredolondon on Apr 3, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SPG

Shot - Poni
Penalty - Blake
Goal - Tuckerrrrrrr

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 3, 2008 6:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boosh!

Go Bell! Each goal he scores will be rewarded with a carton of smokes when he's on the inside..

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 3, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

smokes

IS is ok if we work in "The Shawshank Redemption" references at any chance when discussing Mark Bell? Because I sure will. I heard in an interview that's one of Darcy Tucker's favorite movies, which makes it even better.

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get busy..

Get busy scorin, or get busy dyin!

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 3, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

I was going to go with "get busy quoting, or get busy dyin'"

I remember in the interview with Tucker him saying it was his favorite movie because "it features a man who, if you'll excuse the language, crawls through a tunnel of shit [censored in interview] to get free" or something like that. For some reason, I found this really amusing (sorry I can't remember where to get the actual interview)

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MARK BELL IS A LEAF FOR LIFE!

a long time coming Alfredsson you fuck faced weasel.  Sorry for my french PPP

by penaltyshotsca on Apr 3, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

get busy...

get busy hitting Swedes or get busy dying

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

leaf for life

shouldn't that be 20 to life?

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fisher

is also hurt.  Maybe this is the way we take them down.  Lets get one on the PP right now.

by penaltyshotsca on Apr 3, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Spezza

I have a cousin who looks a LOT like him. Seriously. It kinda scares me.

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh!!!

4-1, late second period.  I can't take it anymore, I'm turning off my radio (no LeafsTV for me in my new digs yet - and possibly ever, the way things are going) and going downstairs to watch some shitty sitcom and try to convince myself there's some reason not to bash my own brains out with a large iron bar.

The hockey gods are merciless.  They apparently have NOT tossed aside Leaf fans.  Yet - there is still one more ignominy to suffer this year.  

Dammit.

by jrwendelman on Apr 3, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5 minutes to go

my feet on the trap and my head on the nooze...5 more minutes to go!

by leosc on Apr 3, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and now I'm swingin'

with no more minutes to go!  F**k it!

by leosc on Apr 3, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in lieu of a leafs win...

I present this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3UId5lXYbc&feature=related
Maybe it's all the Captain Morgan I've had, but I can't stop laughing at it

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

actually

This one is probably more accurate for tonight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cGSX...

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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