Pension Plan Puppets, a Toronto Maple Leafs community

Burke is only four tweets in and he's already dissing the Toronto media.

Brian Burke handed out candy to the Leafs, and this is what Kris Versteeg received.

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So this is me and Brian "the big deal" Burke taken in the lobby of my work building at 20 Bay St., which also happens to be the lobby of the NHLPA's office. It's 1 floor above my work's office. I know this because I try and steal their Wi-Fi all the time. Note: The password is not "suckitbettman" Glenn Healy took this picture. Him and Burkie were having a conversation over coffee at a table and I interrupted them and asked for a picture. I was so nervous, I thought for sure I was gonna get my blood punched out but they were both more than obliging. Fun fact: Healy pushed the wrong button on my iPhone the 1st time and had to re-take the picture.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon, noted troll and ocassional blogger at Scarlett Ice, forwarded me his entry into Puck Daddy's Christmas Float Contest. As if we needed any more reason to hate the s*nators. Well, I guess Phil Kessel is pulling the bandwagon and Toskala did get caught under some wheels and Brian Burke does get pulled around town like a potentate...whatever. Screw the s*nators. I fully expect some of the photoshop wizards around these parts to create something miles better than this hastily thrown together pile of dung.

Brian Burke's Monster Mash CLICK HERE TO WATCH

Taken from The Star's Living Section The Maple Leafs eating hot dogs. You can find the new menu for Burkie's Dog House here. Hooray for preseason news.

Brian Burke preparing for battle.

I don't really have a joke of my own. I'm sure you do though. Leave it in the comments.

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