Pension Plan Puppets, a Toronto Maple Leafs community

There was something honorable about this team, at least in how it approached its job — Pepe Lemieux excepted. During the Cup final, Lemieux, who often played two positions, right wing and prone, lay on the ice just feet from Montreal’s bench, writhing in an effort to draw a penalty. This was not viewed as a whatever-it-takes gambit, but some gamesmanship unworthy of the CH. As the trainer started to clamber over the boards to minister to Lemieux, Burns grabbed the trainer’s sweater and told him, "Let the SOB lie there."