Pension Plan Puppets, a Toronto Maple Leafs community

Dany Heatley is great and deserves to be an All Star.

The brains behind Pension Plan Puppets may or may not be shit disturbers. Just kidding, we are. Help facilitate it.

Define the Leafs in 255 characters or less.

Trying to define one of the Leafs' greats in 255 characters or less.

Define hope in 255 characters or less.

Who is Cory Clouston? You can define him in 255 characters or less.

Give us your best Daniel Alfredsson insult in 255 characters or less.

You have 255 characters to wound a Senators fan. GO!

Think you can make Carey Price cry in 255 characters or less?

How would you use 255 characters to make Canadiens fans irate?