(Summarized from Calgary Puck, but read the first ten pages of the thread for full effect.)
1. Denial - We couldn't have traded him to the Leafs, they don't have anything worth trading for!
2. Anger - If we're not getting at least two of Kaberle, Kessel and Kadri, we should fire Sutter. And even that might not be enough. The Leafs still have their first round pick, right?
3. Bargaining - Wait, now Anaheim is involved. This could still be OK as long as we're getting Getzlaf or Bobby Ryan.
4. Depression - Who the fuck are those four guys?
5. Acceptance - Just kidding. There are only four stages.