The always entertainingly idiotic Vancouver media getting revved up already with this "opinion" piece in The Province (local tabloid rag for the mentally challenged).

Oh noez, mats did not stop to say hi to us after his flight in from sweden! Wah! This is a very auspicious start to the media coverage here..

I lol'd.

What does it take for this guy to make a mufuggin decision?!

Imagine what going to dinner with him must be like!

Love it when The Onion does a hockey joke.. Must be their Canadian writers at play.

Represent, my tall brutha

The soap opera that is Avery continues! Hilarious stuff.

Phaneuf didn't seem too perturbed, but will hopefully crush him regardless.

6 goals so far this season and he's their top scorer? Methinks the Canucks have some problems..