5 things I'd rather do than watch the Finals

  1. Speculate endlessly on MLSE management choices
  2. Watch the Boston Celtics implode on the road
  3. Go for a drive while gas is still below 3bucks a litre
  4. Cheer on Kobe "Five Hole" Bryant to destroy the Spurs
  5. Head outside to stare at this strange bright glowing orb in the sky