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It just always comes up. Sorry Sabres fans.


GO FLYERS! is associated with wildly offensive and stupid statements but what about Go Sabres!? Well, after the jump, the two brains behind Go Flyers bring you the new hotness:


PPP: Oh man, let's do another post. Go Sabres can mean that they are enthusiastic but get important facts wrong. Like: "TODD GILL WAS A GREAT DEFENCEMAN"

GODD TILL: DEAD TO ME. PPP WAS A GREAT BLOGGER I WISH HE HADN'T BEEN FED THROUGH A WOODCHIPPER.

PPP: Wait. That's not funny.

Till: Fine. LALIME WON A VEZINA. GO SABRES!

PPP: That's the spirit!

Till: TYLER MYERS WON SIX NORRISES IN THE FUTURE. GO SABRES!

PPP: Now we're cooking.

Till: KHABIBULIN SUCKED IN SAN JOSE. GO SABRES!

PPP: THE SABRES HAVE DOMINATED THE LEAFS IN THE STANDINGS FOR THE PAST 7 SEASONS EXCEPT FOR THOSE FIRST THREE. GO SABRES!

Till: WHEN YOU FINISH 10TH IN THE EAST THE NHL GIVES YOU HAPPY WINNER CUPCAKES AND 'DOMINATION DOGS' GO SABRES!

PPP: THE SABRES HAVE DOMINATED THE EAST SINCE THE LOCKOUT EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE HICCOUGH...AND THAT OTHER ONE. GO SABRES!

Till: MATS SUNDIN WAS AN INELIGIBLE PLAYER SO THOSE POINTS DON'T COUNT AND I THINK ALMO HAD A SKATE IN A CREASE DURING GAME 17, CAUSING THE FORFEITURE OF ALL POINTS AND NACHO-RELATED REVENUE AT THE ACC! GO SABRES!

PPP: WHY DO LEAFS FANS BUY ALL OF THE TICKETS TO GAMES IN A CITY THAT INVENTED THE TERM ECONOMICALLY DEPRESSED? GO SABRES!

Till: SARAH PALIN UNITED AMERICA. GO SABRES!

PPP: THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN WAS A CLEAR WIN FOR THE LUFTWAFFE! GO SABRES!

Till: I HOPE JON AND KATE WORK IT OUT YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH THEY CARE ABOUT THOSE KIDS.

PPP: TIM CONNOLLY HAS BEEN A HISTORICALLY RESILIENT PLAYER.

Till: HASEK WAS OK BUT IT WAS CURTIS BROWN AND JAY MCKEE THAT CARRIED THOSE TEAMS.

PP: SURE MOGILNY SCORED 67 GOALS BUT BRAD MAY WAS THE KEY GOAL SCORER IN THE PLAYOFFS.

Till: STRANGE THAT HE ONLY WON ONE ART ROSS TROPHY! GO SABRES!

PPP: WHEN I HEARD HE WON 4 I WAS SHOCKED! GO SABRES!

Till: MAYBE THAT WAS IN THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH I GET CONFUSED! GO SABRES!

PPP: They really hate having Norwood and Brett Hull brought up eh?

Till: LOSING ON A VALID GOAL IS A TRAGEDY ON PAR WITH 20 HOLOCAUSTS! GO SABRES!

PPP: LOSING ON A VALID GOAL IS JUST LIKE HAVING A STANLEY CUP RIPPED FROM YOUR HANDS BY AN INCOMPETENT AND SPINELESS REFEREE! GO SABRES! wait...

Till: IT'S WEIRD YOU MAKE FUN OF MY ZUBAZ PANTS NOW THEY WERE ALL THE RAGE IN MILAN TEN YEARS AGO

PPP: PEOPLE AUTOMATICALLY ASSOCIATE BUFFALO WITH "CITY OF LOSERS"! PITY US! GO SABRES!

Till: Actually, I kind of agree with that one...

PPP: Guess this schtick is dead then...

Till: Yeah, maybe the others can do better?

PPP: Let's hope so.

Alright folks, this is your first period game thread. Try your hand at the latest Till/Trips joint until game time. Then keep it on topic and recommend any good comments so that we can bask in the reflected wit/wisdom/or both.