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The feedback's been read and the deliberations have been long and hard (hahahahaha). Today Chemmy and I are pleased to announce the newest member of PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries. It was a tight competition and we appreciate the time everyone took to give us some very considerate feedback. Here to announce our winner is Mr. Donald Trump:

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a huge announcement today. My very good friends PPP and Chemmy are adding a third person to their site. They wanted someone that was hungry and smart and good looking. Then they just wanted someone that could blog and boy can this person blog! Let me see our three finalists. Folks, you've all put in a great effort but at the end of the day we had to make a tough decision...

Mattblack, Wrap Around Curl, you're hired!

/balloons drop

Thanks again to all who tried out. We think that these two are the best fit for a number of reasons but it's up to them to make us look like geniuses and not idiots. They obviously have their work cut out for them. They'll largely be taking over for the FTBs and game threads for now.

Oh yeah, sexual harrassment is encouraged in this workplace.

p.s. Mattblack, and you'll have to take our word for it, has the most British name I have ever heard. It's awesome.