Don't. Stop. He could soon be here.
- The world has gone topsy turvy. I agree with a Steve Simmons article for once. John Tavares should refuse to sign anywhere except Toronto. Good job Steve, keep up the good work. (Glove tap to Kevin at Barry Melrose Rocks).
- Torontosportsmedia wonders if Mats "Untimely Penalties" Sundin should have stuck to poker.
- Repressed Optimism wants a rule change addressing fights after clean hits.
- Speaking of which, Torontosportsmedia has video of Luke Schenn erasing Evgeni Malkin before Wendel Clark-ing Tyler Kennedy.
- Barry Melrose Rocks takes us on a tour of Master Bates Battaglia's bar in Raleigh, NC.
- Today's weird links: Jaredoflondon thinks Jason Blake looks like a small mouse, and loser domi has part two of "It's a Wendelful Life".
- Buttercup is making excuses for his behaviour. The Moustache did not jump you Butterstuff.