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ATTN: Dear Sir/M,

I am Mr. Jason Spezza, an Auditor of a BANK OF THE SCOTIA, NIGERIA DIVISION (FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for this important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future. Some years ago, an American Mining consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, made a most costly decision, valued $49M.USD (FORTY NINE MILLION US DOLLARS). This money total amount $49M.USD (FORTY NINE MILLION US DOLLARS )is still sitting in my bank as dormant Account. No one will ever come forward to claim it, and according to Nigerian Banking policy, after some years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if the account owner is certified as either a) a cupcake or b) a cheat.

This business transaction is guaranteed. And the first phase of the transfer will be $49M.USD (FORTY NINE MILLION DOLLARS) as advised by our insider in the bank. If you are interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending the following details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private Telephone/fax Number. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest some of my share in your country. I look forward to your earliest reply. Yours, Mr. Jason Spezza.