If anyone ever puts a shamrock in your Guinness, feel free to throw it at them.
Yes folks, it's that day of the year where you can cut loose and celebrate your 1/16th Irish heritage. WIll tonight's game with the Bolts feed your powerful Irish anger or lift your Irish poetic soul? Never one to shy away from a controversial opinion, I'll be making a small wager on a Seamus Grabovski hat trick (after being so callously denied by facts at the weekend) and a Martin O'Gerber shutout.
Expect MacKaberle and Mac Van Ryn to be getting locked in a hostellery near you, rambling for hours on the potato famine and a lingering sense of resentment at the English for their injuries. Sláinte Mhaith!
Staying with the Marlies, disturbing news that JFJ managed to gain access back into Ontario is brought to you by T.O. Sports.
The Battle of New York covers the greatest scoring injustice of this or any other age.
Proof, if proof were needed, that living in Alberta will drive you slowly insane, courtesy of Puck Daddy.