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Not Going Gently Into That Good Night.

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OR - If we can't play, then we're taking our puck with us and no-one else can play either.

Hey you. Yes, you over there, with the acne and the glasses. Put down that copy of Poe, finish your creme de menthe and come sit over here. You want to make sure you don't make the playoffs? You want to get rid of your head coach? We'll make you a good offer. Hell, we'll even throw in Olie Kolzig.

Just come play the Maple Leafs - spoilers and iconoclasts to the Gentry (offer not open to those located south of the Mason/Dixon or west of the Pecos.)