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An Easter Tale

Meet Grabbo Weeble. Once upon a time a young weeble was playing his favorite game in a shithole named Montréal. 

(any resemblance, real or intended, to any other resurection parable is stricly the fault of Bob Gainey)

weeble! Pictures, Images and Photos

Grabbo weeble is particularly irascible, and his old coach Bo weevil, didn't like him.

weeble Pictures, Images and Photos 

It should be noted that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down, even when giants try to squish their heads. This makes them particularly suited to playing hockey.

For the statistically inclined among you, here's scientific proof

Weeble Pictures, Images and Photos

Once on a trip through the desert with his team, things went sour

weeble and bob Pictures, Images and Photos

His "friends" chased him out of town, telling him he will never score 20 goals

weeble wobbles Pictures, Images and Photos

Grabbo weeble got sent to a new team

weeble wobble Pictures, Images and Photos

His new team is owned by a gargantuan pension fun that likes to heard sheep (and eat them too apparently)

WEEBLE Pictures, Images and Photos

And next year, they're gonna show Grabbo Weeble the money

WEEBLE KREW Pictures, Images and Photos

The End

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