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Idle Hands: Cory Clouston

So you guys have once again come through with the goods with our Hockey Reference sponsorships. All of the spots have been renewed and a couple more have been added. Now it's time to decide what we want each caption to say. We have 255 characters (including spaces) to inflict as much psychological damage/hilarity. So it's time to put your thinking caps on. No, not the tinfoil ones. Those are for when the league conspires against the Leafs.

Next up is one of our new acquisitions - the future Bryan Murray fall guys: Cory Clouston. Here is what we have currently thanks to the recent nature of his hire as well as the fact that he'll likely be fired by January 2010:

Not bad considering that basically covers what everyone thinks of when they think "Cory Clouston". So the question is: Can you do better? (dear God I hope so)