"It's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?"
"I'm sure Jonas has heard of styling gel, he's a male model."
"Uh, earth to Brint, I was making a joke."
"Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay I knew that!"
"Uh earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well I'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you *didn’t* know it was a joke!"
Tonight the Leafs take on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Toronto might not win them all, but goddamn are they good looking. Jonas Gustavsson will be in net. This is your period one game thread. All rules are in effect. Keep it cute or put it on mute. Use the rec button responsibly and do those SPG picks.
You know what we all need?
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINOS.