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I will not buy this record, it is scratched. My hovercraft is full of eels. Please fooondle my...

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I will not buy this record, it is scratched. My hovercraft is full of eels. Please fooondle my buttocks. -A person believed to be Mikhail Grabovski left an unusual voicemail on the telephone of Russian Magazine Sovietskiy Sport. Translated for PPP (and, of course, ultimately our friends at the Sun) by friend of the site Alan Smithee. *n.b. rely on translation at your own peril, Dave. Russian Magazine Sovietskiy Sport