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The Ten Commandments [Of Leafs Twitter]

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BEHOLD THESE 15 10! 10 COMMANDMENTS!

#1. THOU SHALL NOT RT IDIOT HOCKEY WRITERS* INTO THE TIMELINE OF THY FOLLOWERS.

#2. THOU SHALL NOT CAPITALIZE "CORSI". IT'S JUST "Corsi".

#3. THOU SHALL ALWAYS EXPECT pigshitballs.jpg.

#4. THOU SHALL NOT RT PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE FOLLOWS. YES, WE ALL SAW THAT TWEET FROM MCKENZIE, THANKS BRO.

#5. THOU SHALL NOT ASSUME A TRADE HAS HAPPENED EVERY TIME A PLAYER IS ABSENT FROM PRACTICE.

#6. THOU SHALL TELL ALL THY FRIENDS THAT @mlse IS THE REAL MLSE.

#7. THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GIFS.

#8. THOU SHALL NOT ASSUME A TRADE IS NIGH SIMPLY BECAUSE SCOUTS ARE WATCHING A GAME. THAT'S THEIR JOB.

#9. THOU SHALL NOT RT FAKE "TRADE BREAKER" ACCOUNTS.

#10. THOU SHALL NOT CLICK THE #TMLTALK HASHTAG

*Includes but not limited to: Mark Spector, Steve Simmons, Damien Cox, Kevin McGran, Adrian Dater, Eklund, Howard Berger (does he count anymore?), Dave Feschuk, or anyone from Ottawa.