So it's been a while since I've done one of these, huh? Happy Saturday, everyone. The Leafs take on the Kings tonight. Should be fun or something.

Toronto Marlies sign Ray Emery to PTO | Pension Plan Puppets

Five Teams That Need Randy Carlyle | Pension Plan Puppets

Andreas Johnson at 21: It's been a very good year | Pension Plan Puppets

Projected goaltending through January 1st, now with more Emery | Pension Plan Puppets

Last night's games

Who do you think I am? Species?

Sorry, you're stuck with my lazy ass today.

[Basement correspondent Species: Why am I up this early on Saturday? Here are last night's SB Nation game recaps!]

Down Go The Rangers: Jets Win 5-2 - Arctic Ice Hockey
And first liner Thorburn is breaking records!

Senators ice ideal lineup, get appropriate result - Silver Seven
The Senators finally dressed all of their best players on Friday night, and not surprisingly, it allowed them to skate to a 4-2 win over the Sharks.

Cap Comeback! Beat Bolts 5-3 - Japers' Rink
The Washington Capitals hosted the Tampa Bay Lightning in the final regular season meeting of the season between these two teams. The Caps spotted the Lightning a three-goal lead, then roared back with a big third period to sweep the season series.

Not a great night for Jeff Zatkoff, Pens lose 6-2 - PensBurgh
Penguins goalie Jeff Zakoff doesn't get a lot of help but has a rough night as the Penguins lose again, this time 6-2 at the hands of the Boston Bruins.

Wings steal a point from Canucks then drop the shootout in 4-3 loss - Winging It In Motown
The Wings welcomed the Canucks to town for a Friday night matchup at the Joe. The Canucks were playing the second of back-to-backs and the third in four and without Henrik Sedin.

Panthers 2, Hurricanes 0 - Cats Smother Canes' Attack - Canes Country
Once upon a time, the Panthers endured a 15-game winless skid over parts of five seasons against the Canes in Raleigh. Those days are long gone.

Other news

Concussions Plague Women’s Hockey as Stars Are Sidelined | The New York Times

Lots of women's hockey stars have been taken out of the game by concussions.

Grab Bag: John Scott training hard, more Stamkos outrage, awkward poetry | ESPN
Report: Adam Oates Joining Red Wings for Three Days | Winging It In Motown

Rangers make emergency call - kind of - to St. Paul goalie | TwinCities.com

Really cool story about an emergency goalie.

Marcus Kruger undergoes left wrist surgery, to miss 'approximately 4 months' | Second City Hockey

New study suggests sports fans like when their teams embrace LGBT diversity | Stanley Cup of Chowder

Point.

Sports fans are actually full of crap | Stanley Cup of Chowder

Counterpoint.