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Quick: Bernie, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring the Stanley Cup here.
Bernier: I'll never join you! I love James!
Quick: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Reimer never told you what happened to his old goalie partner.
Bernier: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Quick: No. He was traded to Edmonton.
Bernier: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Quick: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Bernier: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Poll
Are you done Christmas shopping?
This poll is closed
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9%
I am one of those super organized people who was done before December!
(5 votes) -
35%
Except for one or two minor things, I'm done.
(19 votes) -
3%
I'm about half done.
(2 votes) -
12%
I've barely started because I'm lazy.
(7 votes) -
9%
I've barely statred because I can never figure out what to buy for other people!
(5 votes) -
11%
I do all my shopping Christmas Eve!
(6 votes) -
18%
I celebrate Festivus.
(10 votes)