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I Hat this NEW Formack. evin WURSER.

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Lets fass it, we all gived this nu formacK a try. AGIN. DIN'T WE?

but it sti\l sucks dont it?

chrom off a fuckin trailer hitch.

JESUS Com on people. I FUCKIN TOLE YOU DNINT I?

NU FORMACKS = TUrds ON A STICK.

LIKE, MAKIN Z'S WORK RITE, HOW HARD IS THYAT?

and yeah, I'm saying Z the CANDJIAN WAY, because FUK THE MERIC ANS the batsrds ONLYwant our money, N OUR WATER,

Z Z Z. IM SAYIN IT Z. NOT ZEE.

SO LOOKIT. DOHN CHERRY WAS RIGHT. FASS IT.

cOME on people,m how many FAN poles have been posted, i IMean FAN posts have been pollsted since the change? NONE. right?

RIGHT?

im right.

1st fact. We did not AX for theis change in formack.

2ndly. Don WARNERED us that THIS woold happwn. nd it did. Right? Ok. He was right. good ole KiNGSTOWN boy.

3. I hat OEOPLE WHUT say zee. qwhat a fuckin' chicknshit way to tALKE.

SO nowadays readin here, ON THE NU FORMACK, you got to look to the left to trye find what SPEECIS said, , then right, then down agin just to find what NEW THING WHUT SPEECIES SAID. All down the page. It's like HES drunk and you're stupid, and yuo caint find him to Arguoo weiuth him amitrite?

i am rite.\

TANK YUO NU FORMACK.

4rd. i hat that little fucking tin can that runs shit now. ADMINBRAT. I HAT HIM. he sucks. also, FUCKIN HOBONOS. he sucks too. plus his little pal FOOLERMEIGNS too.

Norris Division. @WEndel coulda took @NYONE in the fuckin Norri8s. anyone. put their dukes up, he'da lickd em. YEAH, Probie too.

5. the people that dun this are probbly like the people that want you to put extra spacess after your sentence. like, ooooh, nice graphic design, sonny. extra space being eaten. et. i DON'T KARE! iTS wastfull.

so how much for apenil mplant anyways frank?

$14,900? yu fuckung nuts mate? ok sur, a good peenis is invalubble, butt cmon

oh sorry. thot i was on fassnbook. my apologoys,

6. anyways, the NEW phonte is so fuckin tiny it might as wlel be dwsigned for fucking HABS FANS. tiny littl habs fans.

7th. maaaan, that wa sa good one. srsly. HABS FANS. ahahahahahahaah.

hey HABS FANS. oh sorry, HABITANTES FAns. hey. look here. i got THIS for you! this is fuckin great. they cannopt even read this it is so smal!!!! ihilariuss≥

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8thy. its not that i hat chang,. i do not. when we got mats sundin, and gave up wendel, i did not likE that change. as wouldnt anyone. thaat chang was wrong. not right. see? no cups from it. plusu, wehadto trade to get him back. WenDEL.

and thats why hitting. we ned it in the gam. WE NEED HITTING IN THE GAM.

AND FIGHTING. tjhose arw not good changs, diumpIN THET. we can all agreue.

and HELMETES. they can put one on me when thye pry it from off my cold dead HAID!

9. but this change is worser. WORSE. IT'S LIKE TARDING ayour best swdede for a aRUSSIAN. crazy, right? with the khl. and all that. lazy fckrs/russns. enigmatic to.

besdies, borej salaming!!

10. sbn. what the fuck isthut? and who carez? not me. theyre not pain ME i tell ya. im a FREE MAN, and can say whut i want. amnd i say THE CHANGES SUCK.

so go aheaid, idjitots, have youur meetings. try to stopp me.

I AM THE 800 POND GRILLA! aLSO, the fans!!!

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also!!! NOW with BOWEE and BOWEE LIV!e!!!

an this is STVEEE WINDOR vidoeo WHOs fuyckin grate.

GOfFLYRES!

no way they;l EVra give ottwa a team, becaus/

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