This blog is entirely a work of fiction, as is evidenced by the fact that it is not in any way possible that a member of the Toronto Maple Leafs, their management, cleaning staff or food service personnel could ever, in any way, not even a little, take a good long piss in a can of Coke intended for Zac Rinaldo.
Nope. Complete fiction. Could not happen.
Jake Dotchin, however, now that's hot and steamingly possible.
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