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Saturday’s FTB: We got 99 trades but Erik Karlsson ain’t one

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After yesterday, the only thing I’m certain of is LOL SNES.

Boston Bruins v Toronto Maple Leafs Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images

Guys, you’re going to love this, trust me.

What you’re seeing now is the NHL’s normal state for trade deadlines:

This is an NHL super saiyan trade deadline:

And this... this is what is known as an NHL super saiyan trade deadline that has ascended above an NHL super saiyan trade deadline. or, you could just call this an NHL super saiyan trade deadline two.

Now I know what you’re thinking: “what a useless transformation, you changed them into armor so what?”

Hmhmhm just wait....

“Have they really found a way to surpass an ascended NHL super saiyan trade deadline? Is that possible?”

“They must be bluffing... I mean what would that make it? A double NHL super saiyan deadline?”

...

No, stop it NHL! If you do this now it will drain away all the interesting trades you have left this deadline! And I say you need every ounce of interesting trades as it is!

Also, tonight the Bruins play the Leafs but Matthews is out with a hurt shoulder or something.

ONTO THE LINKS!

Cinderella isn’t done dancing: 2018 Men’s Olympic hockey final is Russia vs Germany | by Katya

Auston Matthews to have MRI for suspected shoulder injury: report | by Katya

Watch: Mike Babcock addresses the media on Matthews, trade deadline and who will play centre | by Kayta

Leafs Geeks Podcast – Overrated & Underrated Leafs with Dom Luszczyszyn | by Ian Tulloch at TLN with The Athletic’s Dom Scrabbles

AROUND THE NHL

GO LEAFS GO! FUCK THE BRUINS!

Poll

What do you think of yesterday’s trade bedlam?

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  • 7%
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    (18 votes)
  • 7%
    WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    (17 votes)
  • 7%
    HOW??????????????????????????????????????????
    (18 votes)
  • 77%
    So this means we can trade Josh Leivo for a 1st, right?
    (180 votes)
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