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# 99 (Dan Ellis) Problems
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/99-dan-ellis-problems/
- Published: 2010-11-09T16:39:23.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-09T16:39:23.000Z
- Author: Jason Orach
- Tags: Game Coverage, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

**7:30 ET: SNET-O**  
\[[J.S. Giguere](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54527/jean-sebastien-giguere?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) vs [Dan Ellis](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54433/dan-ellis?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

If you havin' Ellis problems  
I feel bad for you son  
I got 99 problems  
But my custom Jag ain't one  
The year's '10 and my pads are Raw  
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law  
I got two choices y'all sign Steve's contract or (hmmm)  
Bounce on the double call the KHL by four.  
Now I ain't tryin' to eat caviar with no pay.  
Plus I got a few saves I can make my case  
So I...pull over to the side of the road  
I heard "Son do you know why I'm signin' you for?"  
Cause I’m young and I’m white and my paycheck’s real low?  
Do I look like the kind of guy to understand escrow?

Am I under contract or should I guess some more?  
Oh aren’t you sharp as a tack,  
you some type of expert or something,  
somebody important or something?  
I ain’t pass the CPA but I know a little bit  
Enough to know that FLA can’t legally tax my shit.

*Glove tap to* [*Plea From A Cat Named Felix*](http://www.sbnation.com/users/Plea%20From%20A%20Cat%20Named%20Felix?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)*.*