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# BACK IN ACTION
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/back-in-action/
- Published: 2012-09-04T10:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-04T10:00:33.000Z
- Author: J.P. Nikota
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:43

No, not the NHL, silly. They're a bunch of turds.

School starts up for everyone in Ontario though, and here at Pension Plan Puppets, we have a number of regular contributors and commenters that work in all kinds of educational capacities, be it as students, profs, or teachers. I myself am returning to a rewarding job, [teaching only the brightest and the best](http://theleafsnation.com/2012/3/1/the-force-is-strong-with-this-one?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).

Hope you had a good long weekend everyone, but now it's time for real work chatting about hockey.

Today, we've got Leafs-related linkage from all the usual suspects, including Cam Charron of The Leafs Nation. Before going on to [read his article assessing the worst and best Leafs contracts ](http://theleafsnation.com/2012/9/3/the-five-worst-and-best-contracts-on-the-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)(he's not the only one with a school-themed article today), you should probably know in advance that it ain't pretty.

[A highly-informal ranking of the Leaf roster as we head to training camp](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.ca/2012/09/while-we-pretend-there-will-be-hockey.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Michael Langlois is a more generous marker than I am. (And look out, children. It's the first day of school, and I'm BACK.)

[Is Toronto Maple Leafs' Matt Frattin Ready for Primetime?](http://thehockeywriters.com/mapleleafscentral/is-toronto-maple-leafs-matt-frattin-ready-for-primetime/?utm%5Fsource=rss&utm%5Fmedium=rss&utm%5Fcampaign=is-toronto-maple-leafs-matt-frattin-ready-for-primetime)  
Oh, I don't know, let's just play some hockey and see. From Kevin Pentz at [Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/toronto-maple-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Central.

[Maple Leaf Dion Phaneuf, Elisha Cuthbert engaged](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/maple-leaf-dion-phaneuf-elisha-cuthbert-engaged/article4517194/?cmpid=rss1&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Suck it, Phaneuf! I got engaged two days before you! (Really, I did.)

[The 1992-93 Pinnacle Sidelines Subset (Part 3)](http://www.dirtydangle.com/2012/09/the-1992-93-pinnacle-sidelines-subset.html?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+DirtyDangle+%28Dirty+Dangle%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader)  
'Pinnacle' is right. That photo of Dougie is boss. From Dirty Dangle.

[How Do You Solve a Problem Like Petrell?](http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2012/09/03/how-do-you-solve-a-problem-like-petrell/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Demote him? Ellen Etchingham looks at some of the "worst" NHLers.