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# Ben & Jerry's To Honour John Mitchell With New Flavour
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ben-jerry-s-to-honour-john/
- Published: 2009-03-18T09:39:11.000Z
- Updated: 2009-03-18T09:39:11.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

BURLINGTON, VT - Socially conscious dairy confection manufacturer Ben & Jerry's has today annouced they will be introducing a new flavour for the summer, honouring potty-mouthed Leaf favourite, John Mitchell.

The new flavour, to be named '*F\_\_\_ing Strawberry Shootout Sniper''*, will feature real strawberry pieces smothered in rich vanilla ice cream, along with marshmallow shapes of your favourite cuss words in all their eye-watering glory.

Rumoured to have been amongst the rejected names for the new product were *'C\_\_\_sucking Chocolate Crunch'* and *'The Toronto S\_\_py T\_t w\_\_k Treat' \*.*

Mitchell, 24, was unavailable for comment as he was answering a charge of using foul and abusive language towards an arresting officer at his local courthouse.

\* *This product may already be available via other outlets.*

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