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# Brian Burke is Not Here To Make Friends.
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/brian-burke-is-not-here-to-make/
- Published: 2009-07-09T08:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2009-07-09T08:00:17.000Z
- Author: Heather Lynn
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:43

We've had a busy week with all the moves Papa Burke has made. I hear he's out fishing, and really the dude deserves a break. Provided "fishing trip" isn't code for "seeing an Argentinian woman of the night". Really he doesn't care what you think, he is too busy being a baller GM.

Onto the links, lovelies;

- DGB with the run down on the tampering case. [Come for the insight, stay for the Wellwood jokes](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/07/leafs-canucks-tampering.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- [This post is actually kinda for the ladies](http://generalborschevsky.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-wife-thinks-i-talk-about-tomas.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)...The General might have a mancrush on [Tomas Kaberle](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54289/Tomas%5FKaberle?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). How does that make you feel, Eyebleaf?
- Our handsome and mustachioed fashionista, Archimedies with [the style inventory of the Monster](http://archimedies.blogspot.com/2009/07/monster.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- [Oh you crazy satirists!](http://www.pensburgh.com/2009/7/9/942928/sidney-crosby-could-score-four-500?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Fixing the NHL to attract more people, you crazy!
- So what is going on with this Rickard Wallin cat? [Here's a timetable on him](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/07/08/timetable-on-wallin/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- I love camp! I hope they sing songs like the Jonas Brothers...Oh wait...[here is the Leafs prospects camp roster notes](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/07/08/leafs-prospect-camp-roster-notes/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Wait...a hockey player? Writing about hockey? Where did you ever get an idea like that? [Gabriel Desjardin writes about the San Jose Sharks](http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=216&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Good on you, kitten.
- Now that the dust has settled since the draft, [here's a look at who made some good moves](http://thehockeywriters.com/top-10-nhl-2009-entry-draft-scouting-performances/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). The Leafs made the list. Chicka chicka yeahhh.
- [Mirtle goes a bit more in depth](http://www.fromtherink.com/2009/7/9/942924/the-problem-with-the-pronger?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) with that whole Chris Pronger and Philly contract.

Anything I missed, drop in the comments or email it to me and I will tidy up the list on your lunch break.

Lunchtime Powerup;

You know, [maybe we should be kinder to our foes](http://heroesinrehab.ca/blog/2009/07/09/project-cest-something-nice-talking-to-habs-fans/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) for allowing the Leafs to be so awesome....