> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Civic Duty is Totally Rad! - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/civic-duty-is-totally-rad/ - Published: 2010-08-13T10:00:50.000Z - Updated: 2010-08-13T10:00:50.000Z - Author: Colin Odneal - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50 So yesterday I was summonsed to the local county courthouse for one of America's longest standing and most cherished traditions; jury duty! Lame, I know. the horror stories of jury duty are widely known and involve hours upon hours of tedious boredom as potential jurors await there fate in a small room with no AC and stale donuts. This however is no horror story; it's a literary celebration. I get up early, shower, trim the ol' beard, but on respectable clothing and get in the car to drive to the courthouse. I show up early to make sure I'm not late and so I don't have to wait in line for too long. At 8:30am the doors open, I go in through the metal detectors, and up to the potential jurors room to check in. I give her my name; Fish. SkinnyFish. A little bit of thumbing through some dot matrix printed pages and this is what I hear, "Your session has been canceled. You can go." Civic duty fulfilled. Booyah! USA! USA! USA! Links after the jump. Now with only 50% Kaberle content by weight! [Brian Burke versus a wheel of Brie](http://bluechipprospects.blogspot.com/2010/08/brian-burke-vs-wheel-of-brie.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Blue Chip Prospects chooses Brie over Camembert. [Bettman crowned King of Hockey](http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jim%5Fkelley/08/12/bettman.power.nhlpa/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Jim Kelley, no the other one, thinks players with contracts under scrutiny should be upset that their union has yet to find a leader. [The clock ticks down on Kaberle](http://thestar.blogs.com/thespin/2010/08/the-clock-ticks-down.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Howard Berger wouldn't approve of this Damien Cox fan-boy blogger masquerade. [Edmonton Oilers and Capitals (baseball) President Patrick LaForge to hold diversity training for his staff and crew](http://www.theprovince.com/opinion/Guest+column+athletes+stay+closet+despite+progress/3388624/story.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) This comes after [Capitals](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/washington-capitals?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) manager Brent Bowers unleashed a homophobic tirade against a gay umpire in a game on June 30th. Sucks that this was the case of it, but this kind of step by LaForge is a small one in the right direction. [Kaberle on the move question mark?](http://leafswire.ca/2010/08/kaberle-on-the-move/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) KaberleKaberleKaberleKaberleKaberleLebdaKaberleKaberleKaberle [2011 Maple Leafs Point Predictions](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/08/12/maple-leafs-2010-11-player-predictions/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) 32 games for [Jeff Finger](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54282/Jeff%5FFinger?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)??? WTF mate? [What to expect in Brett Lebda](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/08/12/what-to-expect-in-2010-11-brett-lebda-2/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) LebdaLebdaLebdaLebdaLebdaKaberleLebdaLebdaLebda [Remember when the Leafs traded Eddie Shack for Murray Oliver?](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2010/08/as-leafs-talk-deals-now-remembering-one.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Well VLM does and it wasn't pretty. [Some contracts that the NHL should be reviewing](http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2010/8/12/1619395/contracts-the-nhl-should-be?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Winging it in Motown with a list that we can all agree upon. [What was wrong with the Leafs part 3: Centers](http://www.yakovmironov.com/2010/08/what-was-wrong-with-leafs-part-three.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Yakov Mironov brings back the bad memories. [A buyer's guide to the remaining NHL free agents](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2010/08/buyers-guide-to-remaining-nhl-free.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) **Kyle Wellwood - Where he'd fit:** Any roster with a large hole to fill.