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# #deadraccoonmoviequotes - Monday's FTB
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/deadraccoonmoviequotes-mondays-ftb/
- Published: 2010-03-08T12:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2010-03-08T12:00:39.000Z
- Author: Colin Odneal
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

If you don't have a Twitter account, I have two things to tell you:

1) Get a Twitter account. All the cool kids are doing it, and it's great for breaking news.

2) You missed out on dead raccoon movie quotes yesterday; the #1 trending topic in Canada thanks solely to PPP users.

It all started with [this post by PPP member jrwendelmen over at his blog, Heroes in Rehab](http://heroesinrehab.ca/blog/2010/03/06/ah-but-a-mans-reach-should-exceed-his-grasp-or-whats-a-heaven-for/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Apparently a raccoon bit off more than he could chew, which in this case was a high voltage power line. That sucks, for the raccoon that is. After being posted in Sunday's FTB, word of the amazing photo spread throughout the Barilkosphere until member [KidKawartha](http://twitter.com/Kidkawartha?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) got ahold of it and posted this on Twitter:

> @[warwalker](http://twitter.com/warwalker?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Six wardens have been through in my tenure, and I've learned one immutable, universal truth: dead animal pics are funny to guys.

From that the [#deadraccoonmoviequotes](http://twitter.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#search?q=%23deadraccoonmoviequotes) hashtag was born. My favorites and the morning's links after the jump.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dead raccoon! - [felixpotvin](http://twitter.com/felixpotvin?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (aka Chemmy)  

You know what I'd do with a million dollars? Two dead raccoons at the same time. - [SkinnyFish](http://twitter.com/SkinnyFishbowl?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

I'll have what the dead raccoon is having. - [JaredOfLondon ](http://twitter.com/JaredOfLondon?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)(Cousin of JaredFromLondon)[ ](http://twitter.com/JaredOfLondon?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

When this dead raccoon hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. - [tarrka](http://twitter.com/tarkka?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Dead raccoons. Why does it always have to be dead raccoons? - for [Fergus30](http://twitter.com/fergus30?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

I can't believe I gave my dead raccoon to a geek. - [mlse](http://twitter.com/mlse?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (aka PPP) 

My mom's been fuckin' a dead raccoon for 30 years. I call him dad. - [metricjulie ](http://twitter.com/metricjulie?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)(Habs Fan)

and my personal favorite;

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a dead raccoon, asking it to love her. - SkinnyFish

**And now for some links**  
Bloge Salming has a new video up and WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLICKED THE LINK YET?!?! \[[Bloge Salming](http://www.blogesalming.com/2010/03/reoccuring-dream.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

A game recap courtesy of the bag guys \[[Broad Street Hockey](http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2010/3/7/1361915/flyers-rebound-start-homestand?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

A game recap courtesy of the good guys \[[Globe and Mail](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/flyers-take-advantage-of-leafs-lapse/article1493045/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

A Toronto based hockey team won last night! Huzzah! \[[Globe and Mail](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/marlies-get-ot-win-over-wolf-pack/article1492927/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

It's time to say goodbye to [Lee Stempniak](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/55134/Lee%5FStempniak?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[[WWoLD](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2010/03/time-to-say-goodbye-lee-stempniak.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

Did the weekend's only win give Leaf fans something to look forward to in the future \[[Vintage Leaf Memories](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2010/03/win-in-ottawa-but-is-there-something-to.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

Vintage Leafs with more goodies for you \[[Vintage Leafs](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

The headline is very misleading; you shouldn't beat a dead horse \[[The Good Point](http://www.thegoodpoint.com/hockey/mar10/the-toronto-maple-leafs-are-a-dead-horse.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]

#### Morning Additions

There's a new deputy sheriff in town down at the Ricoh \[[The Star](http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/mapleleafs/article/776520--jeff-jackson-quits-as-marlies-gm?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\]