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# Do You Want to Write for Pension Plan Puppets?
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/do-you-want-to-write-for-p/
- Published: 2009-01-16T16:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2009-01-16T16:00:08.000Z
- Author: Jason Orach
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

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1. Do you own a computer?
2. Do you like the Maple Leafs?
3. Is unpaid hard labor your idea of a romantic evening?

If you answered "Sure I guess" to some of those questions, we'd like you to write for us for free! Some blogs charge up to $999 to do their grunt work, others charge as little as $500 (50 easy payments of $10) but at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries we'll let you do it for free! Job responsibilities include (but are not limited to):

- Putting up the FTB two to three times a week.
- Tagging pictures, Fanshots and Fanposts.
- Running the overflow Game Day threads.
- Picking up our dry cleaning.
- Writing articles when PPP or I are on sexy vacations with or without each other.
- Making sure that we both have our extra hot, low-fat, vanilla machiattos in the morning. We can't function without them.\*/

If you're interested, let us know in the comments!

\* *two of these responsibilities are not true.*