> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # From the Branches: Birthday celebration - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/from-the-branches-birthday-celebration-jvr-gave-me0one-spectacular-present-this-morning/ - Published: 2016-08-06T10:00:03.000Z - Updated: 2016-08-06T10:00:03.000Z - Description: Let's celebrate good times! - Author: Species - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50 Today is my birthday! Woohoo! Today I turn... what the? When the hell did I get that old? Someone pass me a vodka rocks, ASAP. Here's your links. [Atlantic Division Thoughts - Editor in Leaf](http://editorinleaf.com/2016/08/05/toronto-maple-leafs-atlantic-thoughts/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The [Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/toronto-maple-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) days of toiling in the basement of the Atlantic Division are almost over, but they have some competition heading their way. [Leafs Should Take A Chance On Undersized Enroth - Cat Silverman](http://www.todaysslapshot.com/nhl-east/toronto-maple-leafs/column-leafs-take-chance-undersized-enroth/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) This past season, the debate over goaltending equipment raged hard – and with developing modifications to gear sizes initially suspected to come as soon as this upcoming season, few goaltenders were impacted as heavily as current free agent [Jhonas Enroth](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/55699/jhonas-enroth?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). [We’re still trying to figure out the Vegas hockey fan - Las Vegas Review-Journal](http://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/columns-blogs/ed-graney/we-re-still-trying-figure-out-the-las-vegas-hockey-fan?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) At first glance, it will be an upset the size of [Zdeno Chara](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54877/zdeno-chara?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) if the venue isn’t considered one of the league’s finest. It was built for hockey, and it shows. But who exactly will be cheering for it? [Las Vegas' NHL name search complicated by London Knights - Sportsnet.ca](http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/las-vegas-nhl-name-search-complicated-london-knights/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) According to a report, the name "Las Vegas Knights" is still a contender for the NHL expansion team's name. But there's just one roadblock, and it's located in Southwestern Ontario. [2016 NHL Heritage Classic jerseys and alumni rosters announced - Arctic Ice Hockey](http://www.arcticicehockey.com/2016/8/5/12388830/2016-tim-hortons-nhl-heritage-classic-jerseys-alumni-rosters-winnipeg-jets-edmonton-oilers?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[Species: The [Jets](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/winnipeg-jets?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) will wear the [Arizona Coyotes](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/arizona-coyotes?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)' iconic 1970's jerseys.\] [Kris Russell is still a free agent, should the Habs sign him? - Eyes On The Prize](http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2016/8/5/12382118/kris-russell-contract-rumours-montreal-canadiens-free-agency-lol-no-stop?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[Species: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES DOOOOOOOOOITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HABS!\] [Wayne Gretzky rookie card sells for record $465K US - CBC](http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wayne-gretzky-rookie-hockey-card-auction-1.3708650?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The Great One is living up to his name in a new arena — the auction house. ['Up close' with Connor McDavid - TSN](http://www.tsn.ca/up-close-with-connor-mcdavid-1.538154?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) One of the most noticeable aspects of [McDavid](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/255253/connor-mcdavid?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)’s game was how effortlessly he would enter prime scoring areas. And it’s not as if he wasn’t on the opposing defence’s radar. This was more about a teenage hockey player being better than most adults in the biggest professional hockey league in the world. [How Crosby and Malkin can affect games even without scoring a lot - PensBurgh](http://www.pensburgh.com/2016/8/5/12385710/sidney-crosby-capitals-series-evgeni-malkin-passing-2016-playoffs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) A statistical review of the [Penguins](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/pittsburgh-penguins?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) vs. [Capitals](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/washington-capitals?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) series shows how Pittsburgh star forwards [Sidney Crosby](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/55428/sidney-crosby?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and [Evgeni Malkin](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/55425/evgeni-malkin?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) can greatly impact games even when they aren't getting goals and assists. [The Particle That Wasn’t - The New York Times](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/05/science/cern-large-hadron-collider-particle.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-0&action=click&contentCollection=Science®ion=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&pgtype=article&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Physicists working at the Large Hadron Collider reveal that a detailed review of mounds of data did not actually support the possibility of a new particle. The Higgs boson remains only theory. [Frozen Jungle Bird Cocktail Recipe - Serious Eats](http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/08/frozen-jungle-bird-blended-rum-cocktail-campari-recipe.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[Species: It's my birthday! Have one of these for me.\]