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# From the Branches: Puppies!
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/from-the-branches-puppies/
- Published: 2015-09-24T10:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2015-09-24T10:00:02.000Z
- Description: Let's distract ourselves with puppies.
- Author: Phyllis Kessel
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

**Content warning: sexual assault**

Somehow I keep signing up for the FTB the day after something pretty awful happens in the NHL (see last week after Kane's presser). Needless to say I won't be signing up for many FTBs anymore. Yes, that's the reason.

When I found out that [the rape kit from the Patrick Kane case had allegedly been anonymously dropped off at the accuser's mother's home](https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/rape-kit-tampering-charge-rocks-patrick-kane-sexual-assault-case-175124144.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), I started shaking. Details are scant at this point, but no matter what, something very wrong is happening. Everything about this is awful.

So, please enjoy these pictures of puppies.

> Brendan Leipsic's dogs are as big as he is [http://t.co/N5aJEl0LUq](http://t.co/N5aJEl0LUq?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/vKCkDd7TYM](http://t.co/vKCkDd7TYM?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Pension Plan Puppets (@PPPLeafs) [August 25, 2015](https://twitter.com/PPPLeafs/status/636193562514857984?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) 

#### From the Front Page

[Evidence tampered with in Patrick Kane investigation, lawyer says](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/kane-victim-lawyer-statement-article/)

[Leafs cut seven more players](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/leafs-make-second-round-of-cuts/)

[Re-cap: Pre-Leafs 2, Pre-Habs 1 (OT)](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/recap-pre-leafs-2-pre-habs-1-ot/)

#### Leafs Links

[Sportsnet: P-A Parenteau wants to prove doubters wrong with Maple Leafs](http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/p-a-parenteau-wants-to-prove-doubters-wrong-with-maple-leafs/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Toronto Star: Maple Leafs test out four forward power-play unit](http://www.thestar.com/sports/leafs/2015/09/23/maple-leafs-test-out-four-forward-power-play-unit.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Sportsnet: Maple Leafs GM remembers Berra as friend, knowledgeable hockey fan](http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/maple-leafs-gm-remembers-berra-as-friend-knowledgeable-hockey-fan/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[The Leafs Nation: Top 5 fantasy break-out candidates for the Leafs](http://theleafsnation.com/2015/9/23/top-5-fantasy-break-out-candidates-for-the-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Today's Slapshot: Do the Maple Leafs make Jonathan Bernier look bad?](http://www.todaysslapshot.com/nhl-east/atlantic/toronto-maple-leafs/do-the-maple-leafs-make-jonathan-bernier-look-bad/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

#### Around the League

[USA Today: Todd Ewen's death spurs more questions about fighting in the NHL](http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/2015/09/22/todd-ewen-death/72652934/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[SI: NHL notes: Slava Voynov skates in Russia; Blow to Bruins' backline](http://www.si.com/nhl/2015/09/23/slava-voynov-russia-return-khl-team?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Winging it in Motown: Johan Franzen: "One more hit, and that's probably it"](http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2015/9/23/9375545/red-wings-injury-news-nhl-johan-franzen-concussion?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Bruce Arthur: Patrick Kane case takes strange, ugly turn](http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/2015/09/23/patrick-kane-case-takes-strange-ugly-turn-arthur.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

**Pictures of Animals to Help Us Think About Happier Things**

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