> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # From the Branches: Unphiltered - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/from-the-branches-unphiltered/ - Published: 2015-10-17T10:00:02.000Z - Updated: 2015-10-17T10:00:02.000Z - Description: After a resounding victory in Clarkland, our intrepid warriors head east to Phil country. - Author: Achariya - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:43 I watched the first period of last night's Leafs game while also staring at the Jays' box score. Then I had to go out to do a thing. When I returned, the opposite of what I expected to happen was true. The Leafs had somehow beaten the crap out of the [Blue Jackets](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/columbus-blue-jackets?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) ([Bobrovsky? You ok, sir? No?](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2015/10/16/9558627/sergei-bobrovsky-columbus-blue-jackets-todd-richards?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)), and the Jays were once again pranking everyone by dropping the first game of the playoff round. Ha ha, very funny, Jays. I'm certain the Jackets' loss had absolutely nothing to do with [David Clarkson's](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54972/david-clarkson?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) ability to protect water bottles -- in the case of last night, [Dion Phaneuf](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54651/dion-phaneuf?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) was NOT going to be getting any free water out of Ohio, no indeed. Before we head into Phil country, we must pause to say a fond farewell to the loudest arena in the midwest. *Babcock: Let's give the boy a lift.* *Shanahan: What? No. We can't stop here. This is Phil country.* #### Leafs News [Game 4 Recap - Y'all were watching the Blue Jays | PPP](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/game-4-recap-yall-were-watching-the-blue-jays/) "Thankfully for you all I'm not a fan of baseball so I stayed off the bandwagon tonight and watched the [Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/toronto-maple-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) go down to Columbus and pick up their first victory of the season, a 6-3 victory over the Blue Jackets." [Maple Leafs 6, Blue Jackets 3 - Quick Thoughts | The Cannon](http://www.jacketscannon.com/2015/10/16/9558819/maple-leafs-6-blue-jackets-3-quick-thoughts?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) "Approximately 60% of Canada didn't actually notice the Maple Leafs winning because the Jays are suddenly losing. Expect to see a petition up on MoveOn.org demanding the Leafs forfeit the rest of their games until [the World Series](http://www.sbnation.com/world-series?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) is over before the end of the night." > [#Leafs](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Leafs?src=hash&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) centre [Tyler Bozak](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/71017/tyler-bozak?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) has left the game with a lower body injury and will not return. [#TMLtalk](https://twitter.com/hashtag/TMLtalk?src=hash&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) [October 17, 2015](https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/655191151692005376?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) We'll keep an eye on his status today. [Maple Leafs defeat Columbus for first win | Toronto Star](http://www.thestar.com/sports/leafs/2015/10/16/maple-leafs-defeat-columbus-for-first-win.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Why Clarkson wound is still fresh for Maple Leafs fans | Steve Dangle](http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/why-clarkson-vs-leafs-friday-is-an-awkward-reunion/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) I saw this headline and I was like, what? And then I realized Dangle wrote it. [David Clarkson has no regrets about his time with the Leafs | PPP](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/david-clarkson-has-no-regrets-about-his-time-with-the-leafs/) [Leafs defeat Blue Jackets, get 1st win under Babcock | CBC](http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/leafs-columbus-nhl-recap-friday-1.3275905?cmp=rss&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Maple Leafs expect nothing but the best from Kessel, Penguins | Sportsnet](http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/maple-leafs-expect-nothing-but-the-best-from-kessel-penguins/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) "He’s got some good candidates over there to play with," friend and former roommate Tyler Bozak said. "I know he’s excited for the opportunity. … They are such a good team, they have so much firepower up front that they can break out at any time." [Maple Leafs know they owe a debt to Phil Kessel as first meeting looms | Mirtle](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/leafs-beat/maple-leafs-know-they-owe-a-debt-to-phil-kessel-as-first-meeting-looms/article26838683/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) "All told, Kessel scored 181 goals in 446 games over his six seasons in Toronto, making him only the sixth Leaf in franchise history to produce that much that consistently in that span." [Penguins' Kessel not worked up over facing old Toronto mates | AP via Yahoo](http://sports.yahoo.com/news/penguins-kessel-not-worked-over-facing-old-toronto-224339783--nfl.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) "I don't care. Whatever," Kessel said. "I'm going to do whatever I can to help this team win (Saturday) night and try to play my best and whatever happens, happens." [Maple Leafs have plan to slow down Penguins' Kessel | NHL.com](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/) "He's probably got the best shot in the League. Honestly, I don't think there's anybody better. Just the speed of his release and his accuracy and how heavy his shot is, he's the best. It'll be fun to face him. I faced him lots in practices, but even when you think you knew where he was shooting, he could usually still score." -- [James Reimer](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54304/james-reimer?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Kyle Dubas Interview with Norman James – Transcript | MLHS](https://mapleleafshotstove.com/2015/10/16/kyle-dubas-interview-with-norman-james-transcript/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) "The only urgency that exists within the organization is the urgency to make sure we’re doing everything that we can every day to get better every day..." #### Recaps Leafs vs. Blue Jackets: [Game 5 Recap: Fibrillation](http://www.jacketscannon.com/2015/10/17/9558873/game-5-recap-fibrillation?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Flames vs. Jets: [Calgary Flames at Winnipeg Jets recap: It's better if you at least try to score | M&G](http://www.matchsticksandgasoline.com/2015/10/16/9558637/calgary-flames-at-winnipeg-jets-recap-its-better-if-you-at-least-try?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Byfuglien is God. Jets WIN!](http://www.arcticicehockey.com/2015/10/16/9558981/byfuglien-is-god-jets-win/in/9316880?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Sharks vs. Devils: [Martin Jones sets shutout record, Sharks win in shootout](http://www.fearthefin.com/2015/10/16/9558443/quick-bite-martin-jones-sets-shutout-record-sharks-win-in-shootout?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [New Jersey Devils Drag Out a Point in a Shootout Loss to San Jose Sharks, 1-2](http://www.allaboutthejersey.com/2015/10/16/9558965/new-jersey-devils-drag-out-a-point-in-a-shootout-loss-to-san-jose?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Canes vs. Wings: [Hurricanes 5, Red Wings 3](http://www.canescountry.com/2015/10/16/9558967/hurricanes-5-red-wings-3?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Recap: Detroit Red Wings 3 - Carolina Hurricanes 5](http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2015/10/16/9558653/recap-detroit-red-wings-3-carolina-hurricanes-5?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Blues vs. Canucks: [Blues Vs. Canucks Recap: Back to Back is Back, Jack!](http://www.stlouisgametime.com/2015/10/17/9559187/blues-vs-canucks-recap-back-to-back-is-back-jack?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [The Canucks lose 4-3 to the Blues](http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2015/10/16/9559185/the-canucks-lose-4-3-to-the-blues?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Avs vs. Ducks: [Avs Defeat the Less than Mighty Ducks](http://www.milehighhockey.com/2015/10/16/9559193/avs-defeat-the-less-than-mighty-ducks?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Offensive Woes Continue, Avs Blank Ducks 3-0](http://www.anaheimcalling.com/2015/10/17/9559165/gamer-offensive-woes-continue-avs-blank-ducks-3-0?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Wild vs. Kings: [Wild Steals a Point in La La Land, Lose 2-1 in OT to Kings](http://www.hockeywilderness.com/2015/10/17/9559229/wild-steals-point-in-los-angeles-lose-2-1-in-ot-to-kings?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) #### Other Hockey News [NHL odds: Bruins' Claude Julien early favorite to be first coach fired | CBS Sports](http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/25340946/nhl-odds-bruins-claude-julien-early-favorite-to-be-first-coach-fired?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Led by rookie Max Domi, Coyotes are one of NHL's must-watch teams | SI](http://www.si.com/nhl/2015/10/16/off-the-draw-domi-duclair-coyotes?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [The Streakers: Best & worst starts in NHL history (and who might set new mark in 2015-16) | Yahoo](http://sports.yahoo.com/news/streakers--best---worst-starts-in-nhl-history--and-who-might-set-new-mark-in-2015-16-212527748-nhl.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [NHL suspends Lightning's Nikita Nesterov for two games | AP via Fox](http://www.foxsports.com/florida/story/tampa-bay-lightning-nikita-nesterov-suspended-101615?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Meh. [Reddit made a Buffalo Wild Wings team, logo, cap-compliant roster, and all](http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nhl-grab-bag-backstreets-back-all-right/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Here's the logo: ![](https://i.imgur.com/Y8NYTJ8.jpg)