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# From the Branches: Vacation time!
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/from-the-branches-vacation-time/
- Published: 2016-07-14T11:06:02.000Z
- Updated: 2016-07-14T11:06:02.000Z
- Description: See you later, dorks.
- Author: Adam Selvig
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

I'm off on vacation in...nine hours and Scott's already gone so I'm 100% phoning it in even more than usual today. Enjoy!

Some big news on the ol' SBN front:

> But...I am excited to announce that I recently accepted the site manager position at SB Nation’s new women’s hockey site!
> 
> — Hannah Bevis (@Hannah\_Bevis1) [July 13, 2016](https://twitter.com/Hannah%5FBevis1/status/753343378667008000?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) 

An exciting time of expansion around here, and there's still the Vegas site to launch next year.

Now to work on the name, it must be 67% puns.

[The Eye Test Test - Winging It In Motown](http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2016/7/13/12167622/the-eye-test-test?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Watch the video, write down your observations, and then send a self addressed stamped envelope to...

[Senators Going All-In On 2017-18 - Silver Seven](http://www.silversevensens.com/2016/7/14/12156376/senators-going-all-in-beginning-in-2017-18-ottawa-senators-nhl?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Except on spending, never on spending.

[Tampa Bay Lightning sign Cory Conacher - Raw Charge](http://www.rawcharge.com/2016/7/13/12183670/tampa-bay-lightning-sign-cory-conacher?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

I mean, the [Senators](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/ottawa-senators?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) said this kid was worth [Ben Bishop](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54828/ben-bishop?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), so it's a good idea to sign him right?

[Jeff Zatkoff's day with the Stanley Cup - PensBurgh](http://www.pensburgh.com/2016/7/13/12173340/jeff-zatkoffs-day-with-the-stanley-cup?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Phil's coming soon to a Toronto near you. Unless you aren't in the GTA, then...nope.

[Islanders Owner Commits to Brooklyn, Not to Coliseum, and to Full Budget for Hockey Ops - Lighthouse Hockey](http://www.lighthousehockey.com/2016/7/13/12174620/islanders-owner-ledecky-brooklyn-coliseum-luncheon?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Good news for Isles fans, for now,

[Report: Canadiens have let go analytics specialist Matt Pfeffer - Eyes On The Prize](http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2016/7/13/12175924/matt-pfeffer-montreal-canadiens-analytics-fired-subban-trade-lol-whatever?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

BECAUSE HE SAID THE SUBBAN DEAL WAS BAD! LOL!

[Down Goes Brown: The five types of goalie-for-goalie trades](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2016/07/the-five-types-of-goalie-for-goalie.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Good, bad, meh, okay, and what?

[The Care and Feeding of Eight Defensemen, or How Development is a Two-Way Street - Defending Big D](http://www.defendingbigd.com/2016/7/13/12176380/dallas-stars-defensemen-development-jamie-oleksiak-patrik-nemeth-esa-lindell-jordie-benn?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Something the Leafs will be dealing with as well this season.

There you go! Enjoy the time I'm not here!