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# From the Branches: We sing of Lou
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/from-the-branches-we-sing-of-lou/
- Published: 2015-07-27T11:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2015-07-27T11:00:03.000Z
- Description: Lamoriello, Rihanna, the Rolling Stones, and you.
- Author: Achariya
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

Summer brings out the best, most creative impulses in us -- and it brings out the craaaazy in the front offices across the league. A combination of these two things certainly makes for some good, angsty artwork.

#### Creative Writing!

[Get to know PPP: Gunnar Carlsson](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/get-to-know-ppp-gunnar-carlsson/) | Us

[Under Lou Lamoriello (Ello, ello)](http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2015/7/23/9023105/under-lou-lamoriello-ello-ello) | PPP   
At PPP, Brunswick Bruiser provided some fine lyrics inspired by Lou Lamoriello and Rihanna.

[Sympathy for Lamoriello](http://www.battleofcali.com/2015/7/23/9023323/sympathy-for-lamoriello-new-jersey-devils-toronto-maple-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Battle of Cali   
Over at Battle of Cali, on the other hand, the Lamoriello "filk" took on the form of a Rolling Stones song.

[Why Your Team Sucks: Atlantic Division](http://www.battleofcali.com/2015/7/17/8957923/why-your-team-sucks-atlantic-division?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Battle of Cali   
While I was over at Battle of Cali, I noticed our own FiftyMissionCap casting shade on the entire Atlantic Division. I see what you wrote there for Tampa, sir. Mhm. (I lol'd.)

[What is love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5rjP9GqZTw&app=desktop&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Youtube  
Sportsock pointed out that someone has lovingly crafted a video of Crosby, Malkin, and Kessel being buddies while driving around Pittsburgh.

[Wallow in the filth of your own making Shitsburgh](http://www.battleofcali.com/2015/7/14/8963421/wallow-in-the-filth-of-your-own-making-shitsburgh?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Battle of Cali  
Steve-R, on the other hand, has a few choice words for Pittsburgh.

[In The Land Of The Leafs, The One-Eyed Reporter Is King](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2015/07/26/one-eyed-toronto-maple-leafs-reporter-is-king/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | MLHS  
Not Norm wrote a thing.

#### News

[Big picture obscures Lamoriello’s more recent reality](http://www.tsn.ca/talent/big-picture-obscures-lamoriello-s-more-recent-reality-1.336388?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | TSN

[Sunday Mashup: Walker: Marlies to sign Justin Johnson](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2015/07/26/sunday-mashup-walker-marlies-to-sign-justin-johnson/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Maple Leafs Hot Stove

[The history of NHL logos GIF](http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?The%2bhistory%2bof%2bNHL%2blogos%2bGIF&id=552149&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Bar Down

[Accidentally in love with women's hockey](http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/cwhl/2015/7/24/9014015/accidentally-in-love-with-womens-hockey-montreal-stars-hockey-cwhl?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | EOTP CWHL

[Gary Bettman says the shootout is here to stay in NHL](http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/gary-bettman-says-the-shootout-is-here-to-stay-in-nhl-121138799.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports

[Predicting Every NHL Team's Top Scorer in the 2015-16 Season](http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2526962-predicting-every-nhl-teams-top-scorer-in-the-2015-16-season?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Bleacher Report

[Carolina Hurricanes won't force immediate NHL jump for Noah Hanifin](http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/26/hurricanes-wont-force-hanifin-to-make-immediate-nhl-jump/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | NBC Sports

[After 2014 PED suspension, could Zenon Konopka be eying return to NHL?](http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/25/after-2014-ped-suspension-could-zenon-konopka-be-eying-return-to-nhl/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | Pro Hockey Talk

[NHL Studios' film revisits Blackhawks' championship season](http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/blackhawks/post/%5F/id/4690302/nhl-studios-film-revisits-blackhawks-championship-season?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (puke) | ESPN

[NHL expansion process faces some geographical challenges](http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/25250728/nhl-expansion-process-faces-some-geographical-challenges?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | CBSSports.com