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# From the Branches: Why doesn’t Jughead eat hamburgers on Riverdale?
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/from-the-branches-why-doesnt-jughead-eat-hamburgers-on-riverdale-netflix-andrew-hammond-waivers/
- Published: 2017-02-13T12:47:52.000Z
- Updated: 2017-02-13T12:47:52.000Z
- Description: ...that’s his thing. He eats hamburgers. WHY ISN’T HE EATING HAMBURGERS AT LEAST ONCE A SHOW?!
- Author: Adam Selvig
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

Good Morning PPP.

I’ve started watching Riverdale out of morbid curiosity (Archie and Ms. Grundy do it? What?) and first of all: this dark gritty reboot thing is getting out of control. First [Cars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4K7JgPJ8-s&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) gets one and now Archie.

Secondly, where are Jughead’s giant piles of Hamburgers? He’s well known for eating the delicious ground meat sandwiches, and now it’s gone? Why? Why?

Well, I guess the Ottawa Senators like this interpretation, because they’ve placed their own Hamburger minded fellow [on waivers](http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/senators-andrew-hammond-clears-setoguchi-waived/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Andrew Hammond is no longer required by the Ottawa Senators, so they’re giving him away for free to any takers.

Such a fall from grace. Dragging the Senators out of a decent draft pick and into the playoffs, giving them excellent goal tending for a while there.

First McDonalds takes away his hamburgers for life deal and now this.

Onto the links!

[Last Word on Hockey](http://lastwordonhockey.com/2017/02/12/joseph-woll-emerging/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) has a look at Maple Leafs goalie prospect Joseph Woll

[TLN](http://theleafsnation.com/2017/2/12/does-defence-actually-win-championships?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) looks at whether defence is key to winning a championship.

[Blue Seat Blogs ](http://blueseatblogs.com/2017/02/13/rangers-musings-looking-ahead-trade-deadline/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)ponders the Rangers upcoming deadline possibilities.

Henrik Lundqvist [became the goalie](http://www.blueshirtbanter.com/2017/2/12/14590150/henrik-lundqvist-fastest-goalie-ever-to-reach-400-wins?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) to reach 400 wins the fastest.

Habs vs Bruins Top Six Minutes: [A complete embarrassment](http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2017/2/12/14593776/habs-vs-bruins-top-six-minutes-shut-down-in-bean-town-seriously-what-is-claude-juliens-number?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \- Well this should be good.

[Matchsticks and Gasoline](http://www.matchsticksandgasoline.com/2017/2/12/14589132/brian-elliott-or-chad-johnson-what-would-you-do?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) wonders which goalie to go with in the future.

Finally, Ryan Noble, of A Very Barrie Colts blogs made some NHL valentines for [The Bloggers Tribune.](https://thebloggerstribune.com/2017/02/10/nhl-valentines-day-cards/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

I’m getting itchy for some Leafs news. It’s been too quiet lately. They’re plotting something over there at the ACC. I can feel it.