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From The Branches: Storytime

We are two weeks away from having hockey topics for the FTB again...

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I got nothin'.

Sorry, I ain't got nothin'.

No hockey news or anything to bother with. Did you hear Mitch Marner may or may not wear #93? Yeah, I didn't care either.

Here's a story of my first date with my wife to give you something to laugh at. First we walked from school to the mall where the movie theatre was. We arrived two hours early, but hey we're young right we can get up to shenanigans!

We went deodorant shopping. Yeah, the lady I'm trying to woo got treated to me standing in the deodorant aisle monologing about how to make my pits smell better.

The movie we saw? Little Nicky.

Yeah.

15 years later we're still together! Alright for poor decision making! Woo!

Here's what I could scramble up for you:

Toronto Maple Leafs' top prospects eager to make an impact - NHL.com.

Maple Leafs' Top 25 Under 25: #8 Connor Brown - Pension Plan Puppets

2nd Line PPP Podcast: T25U25 - Pension Plan Puppets

The Leafs Nation Presents: The All-Time Greatest Leafs Team | The LeafsNation

Don't Talk To Me About Numbers | The LeafsNation

Barrett Jackmann finds the worlds tiniest giraffe | Barry Melrose Rocks

Ice Level: Will Alexander Semin fit with the Canadiens? - Eyes On The Prize

M&G's Top 25 Under 25: #3 - Dougie Hamilton - Matchsticks and Gasoline
REMEMBER WHEN BOSTON TRADED DOUGIE BECAUSE HE WANTS $500K MORE THAN THEY OFFERED!