Sorry legitimate google searchers, you just got seldo'd

So I'm on the train, and clicking around and Facebook pops up with "you have memories today!" I was prepared for nothing interesting, chronic low self esteem will do that to a guy, and holy shit, I left that train and and smiled my walk in to the office:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hoo boy that was something. Hope you got a smile now. Here are some links.

An update on Stephane Robidas and the Toronto Maple Leafs’ cap situation - MLHS
Robidas says he'll never play again.

The Leafs' Goaltending Depth for the Upcoming Season - Tip of the Tower
If we count Solar Bears ECHL signings, there's 7 guys spread over 3 teams, with Woll still in college

Toronto Maple Leafs: Three Potential Calder Trophy Finalists - Editor in Leaf
Marner, Matthews, Zaitsev. Wait is Nylander eligible still? I should have read the article.

Inside the Rivalry: Colorado Avalanche - On the Forecheck
It's a known fact sabre tooth tigers can't live that high

NHL to Revamp Concussion Monitoring System - Matchsticks and Gasoline
LOL sure

THE NATION NETWORK BUYS GENERALFANAGER.COM | The LeafsNation
Well I guess it' sCap Friendly for us from now on then #blogwarz

Roles and Stats Part V: Roles and Defensive Stats – Defensemen – HockeyAnalysis.com
DE-FENSE! DE-FENSE!

The Canadiens hire a new data analyst to fill an analytics role - Eyes On The Prize
There's a clause in the contract where the numbers HAVE to make the executive team look good.

Down Goes Brown: World Cup Preview
See? I didn't lie in the headline and lede.

EA Sports NHL 17 Review - Blueshirt Banter
It's a hockey game that brought back some NHL05 features, but not the most important one which was YOU COULD CHOOSE EVERY SINGLE JERSEY IN A TEAMS HISTORY

Summer Reading with Loser Domi: Hockey Night Fever | Barry Melrose Rocks
Books!

GUYS I FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL OF HOCKEY BLOGGING!

Your Ducks at the World Cup of Hockey - Anaheim Calling

A POST FROM ANAHEIM CALLING! WOO! CONGRATS GUYS!